This Modern Love - 8106.) My bestfriend's dog died. She never knew that it died cause I sexually abused it. I can't tell her

Josiah Read is a Kinder Egg Connoisseur.
He spends most of his life perusing the internet for what can only be described as 'lulz'.
However , he may also be found watching a film, reading, playing a videogame or masterbating.