Josiah Read is a Kinder Egg Connoisseur.
He spends most of his life perusing the internet for what can only be described as 'lulz'.
However , he may also be found watching a film, reading, playing a videogame or masterbating.
He spends most of his life perusing the internet for what can only be described as 'lulz'.
However , he may also be found watching a film, reading, playing a videogame or masterbating.
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Been playin'
GTA San Andreas. Again. From the beginning.
Best radio station is Los Santos I reckon.
Just got dumped in some woods by crooked cops. Goddamn it.
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UGH.
watched a Sopranos episode where Ralphie is getting a vibrator in his ass whilst his girlfriend calls him ‘momma’s little whore’, with my parents. FML
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I hate that I woke up
My Johnny dream was so damn good. I was at the theatre with a couple of friends, jkread included, and the play we were seeing was like a fairytale or something. Johnny was in it, along with this srsly annoying guy from my school, and Scarlett Johansson. I was taking millions of pictures of Johnny, obviously, and then after the show I got to go backstage. I chatted to him and he was so lovely, but then he was like “Oh, I’m really sorry, I have to go now..” and he was genuinely sad to leave me. I stopped him and was like “Let me have a photo with you first!” and he smiled in my photos <3
Ugh. I almost burst into tears when I woke up. I miss dream-Johnny ):
honoured to be in yor dream yo! Scarlett was there?! I woulda taken lots of pictures of her :)
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And my tumblarity is still at 0. I will actually cry if it doesn’t change tomorrow. Remind me to NEVER EVER EVER reblog stuff I’ve posted at fuckyeahgerihalliwell again. It’s stolen ALL of my tumblarity D’:
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